If it was me, I'd start by writing a custom php-cli eZ 'script' to provide this without use of template language using only php no tpl. If the client was paying for it i might write a 'cronjob' and possibly a 'module' all within an extension.
<i>//kracker it's really just something to do when the music as turned your ears against your mind early morning just rubbing they sleep out your eyes. but when i am standing on a the soap box holding a boombox playing anything from sole that's able to be throwing drops like bombs blowing out speakers and your ...</i>
